The Sadder but Wiser Boy

Lando and Dallas have spent their 20-year co-dependent friendship abusing each other with pranks and insensitivity. Now in their thirties, Dallas takes it upon himself to buy Lando some time with a lady of the night so he can finally "become a man." Over the course of the night, the true nature of the friends' relationship is laid bare, proving that maybe the real friends were the hookers we met along the way.